I’m smarter than most guys. I don’t Netflix and chill…but could I interest you in a good dictionary and chill session?
- Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away as soon as I saw you.
- Did your parents play baseball? Because you sure are a homerun!
- You’re late…I wished for a girl like you years ago.
- I’d swipe right for me, the next guy up is a disaster.
- 10 Proven Reasons Why Pick Up Lines Actually Work
- Are you a boxer? Because I’d bet on a knock out like you.
- I’m a transformer: I’m a future husband disguised as some guy trying to pick you up at a bar.